I had a student (6th grader) who came up to me and told me that "somebody put a cheese stick in my desk." After him staring at me awkwardly for about 15 seconds, I asked him what he would like me to do for him.He then continued to stare for about 10 more seconds to which I told him to throw it away. He left to electives without throwing it away. I then remembered that I had cheese sticks in the fridge and proceeded to place two more into his desk. I was distracted grading when students returned from electives and suddenly I hear, "Oh God!" and looked up to see him holding three cheese sticks in his hand. I love my job.